I've always figured cows were nuts.
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Updated 11 months ago by carlos

carlos rodriguez

the animal hospital

When my orange goldfish was a little sick
To the animal hospital we went at a lick
And i started to wonder, oh i started to think
How the animal clinic was going to be.

At the front of the clinic and typing with speed,
You'll find there's to greet you a gray parakeet
"Are you feeling poorly? Are you feeling ill?
If you have any trouble call Miss Chimpanzee."

At one corner waiting, a giraffe with a cast.
Its funny to see him with an elegant hat.
And who's there arriving? A young pregnant bat.
She's here for her check up, it should be the last.

There is a fat pig who wants liposuction.
So she's having a talk with the frog plastic surgeon.
And with a straight jacket they're taking a cow.
They say to the nuthouse she'll be going now.

A beaver with fever, a burnt kangaroo
and a weasel with measles, they need some help soon.

"Nurse please see this chicken, it's sick with a flu."
"I'll do in a moment, I'm helping this gnu."

A very old monkey had a strange diagnosis.
He went to the doctor with serious cirrhosis,
But they say he suffers from senile psychosis.
I hope they can cure him with drastic hypnosis.

After some time waiting, comes moving his tail
the Doctor Alpaca, with Mr. Blue Whale.
"Will work with your problem of water retention,
So make an appointment for your next inspection."

"We need some help here!" yells a mountain goat.
"Someone help this camel his having a stroke!"
As fast as he could came Dr. Racoon
To help Mr. Camel with Dr. Baboon.

Where i'm taking my goldfish in its bowl made of plastic
He's sure to get better, it sounds so fantastic!
I can't wait to be there, please hurry up mom
How come when i'm sick i do not have much fun?

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