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The One Adventure Of The League Of "Super Her0es"

The One Adventure Of The League Of “Super Her0es”
It all began one sorrowful day when thnor the people wanted to pay for their expensive maintenance. Shortly after this chaos occurred. Super heroes started to commit suicide due to how bad their depressions had gotten. Humans where being so self-centered and ungrateful for all the times they had saved their lives. Others retired or left the planet. Humans didn’t even cared for because there hadn’t been any trouble for a long time but little did they know that the great, malevolent Jackostourious was waiting patiently in the darkness for such a moment to come. He waited patiently until there were no super heroes left (or so he thought), to go forth and rule the world. Now Jackostorious wasn’t any regular jack… well, yes he was. He couldn’t do much. No super powers, no evil genius, if being annoying was a super power, he would have been god.
Before anybody knew it, the world was being held hostage by Jackostorious and two guns, a shotgun and an automatic rifle. Nobody could do anything about it because since the Justice League existed, guns where disbanded and destroyed, from the entire planet! Now humanity was hopeless and shouting for somebody to come and save them but nobody could do anything, nobody except for four superheroes that where left! The president of the United States called them forth and asked for their help and with their agreement; the League of Superher0es was born! Jackostorious was shocked as well as frightened for he was “sure” that their where no super heroes left and because he knew that he didn’t stand a chance. Well you’ll soon find out why neither Jackostorious nor the rest of the world knew of these super heroes.
The League of Superher0es was composed of Condensation, who had the ability to turn into himself into a state of gas. Churn, who with a single touch could turn butter into ice cream. Juan Miguel Antonios Serilla Vazques Escalera Guzman de los Santos, the token Mexican super hero with the ability to jump very high fences and walls and Inteliganto who could analyze incredible analysis with amazing analytical capabilities. Our her0es set out into their epical battle with Jackostorious.
As they faced Jackostorious in the headquarters of the new leader of the world (Jackostorious ), which where the Victoria Secret main office because Jackostorious had a thing for women underwear but then again what man doesn’t, they began to feel pride and hope realizing that humankind depended on them and they knew they couldn’t and wouldn’t lose but before I finish the longest, grammatically incorrect sentence in the whole story without making any sense at all I will tell you one final thing which is that upon knowing that a League of Superher0es was going to be formed by this four heroes he looked in the Justice Leagues archives for information about them and little did they know that he knew their weaknesses.
“Surrender ! Evil villain!” said Condensation to Jackostorious. “I’ll never surrender to you ceros! If you want to stop me you are welcome to try! “HAHAHAHA!!!”
“Prepare to meet your doom Jack! Super powers activate!” As Condensation said those words he turned into gas. Right after that he began to disperse and ironically enough, even though his name implies it, he couldn’t “condensate” back to his original form, so he continued to disperse until he completely disappeared without even saying any last words.
“Goodness gracious!” said Churn in astonishment. “%$#@#*&^*&^*)VIYUFI)*(*^” replied Juan Miguel Antonios Serilla Vazques Escalera Guzman de los Santos(unable to write his comment due to technical difficulties with language barriers). “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!” screamed Inteliganto for no apparent reason. “HAHAHAHA! You think you can defeat me? Give up and surrender to me and I shall give you quick deaths” said Jackostorious mocking the valiant heroes. “Never! We shall defeat you in the name of justice and mankind” replied Inteliganto full of anger and strength. “If you are so sure you can defeat me then answer this question and it will be me who shall surrender. Who came first the chicken or the egg?” After much analytical analysis, Inteleganto had a nervous meltdown (meltdown ‘cause he literally melted his brain) and died.”Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!...ooooooooooooooooooooooo.” shouted Churn as he held the corpse of his friend. Suddenly, Juan Miguel Antonios Serilla Vazques Escalera Guzman de los Santos glanced one last time at his two companions as he jumped towards Jackostorius.” With just one jump he was about to be close enough to Jackostorious to wrap in his super, unbreakable tortilla bread.”!@#$%^&^%$$%^&^%$” he screamed as he came down. Churn looked at Juan Miguel Antonios Serilla Vazques Escalera Guzman de los Santos with hope and amazement as Juan Miguel Antonios Serilla Vazques Escalera Guzman de los Santos hit the floor. Jackostorious eyes changed and he grew with fear because he realized that he didn’t have time to draw his guns and his world domination was coming to an end. As Juan Miguel Antonios Serilla Vazques Escalera Guzman de los Santos took out his super, unbreakable tortilla he looked at his left where he saw his weakness, a small corner with shade where he could take a siesta. He tried with all his might but was quickly defeated by his weakness and went to the corner and lied down were he took his siesta, a siesta from which he never woke up.
Now, realizing that he was the only one left, Churn carefully laid Inteliganto’s body on the floor turned around, looked straight into Jackostorious eyes and said the brave words, “Jackostorious…” BANG BANG BANG!!! Before he could even start his sentence Jackostorious shot three times killing him instantely ‘cause let’s face it, Churn wasn’t going to put up much of a fight being able to turn butter into ice cream for a super power.
Now, the world was at the mercy of Jackostorious… well, at least if would have been if the dumbass hadn’t wasted all his bullets firing them into the sky celebrating his victory. Soon after his celebration he was beaten to death by everybody and anybody close in that precise moment… And so the world was saved thanks to the League of Super Her0es!!!